ENTROPONICS™

Yesterday’s Time — Today

Have you wished you could make more time for yourself? Now you can, with Entroponics™.

The laboratory in which entropon deceleration was first achieved.

Entroponics™ is a new therapeutic intervention that facilitates localized relative slowdowns of time.

Once thought impossible without approaching the speed of light, we have achieved deceleration of the subatomic particle responsible for the distribution of entropy across space-time — the undiscovered sixth boson, the entropon — to stave off the effects of biological aging and thermodynamic decline.

Our founder, Dr. Remontoire Ponderoso, first theorized the existence of the entropon in 1978 while contemplating the aging of his prizewinning rats. His groundbreaking research culminated in the invention of the entropon decelerator and the applied science of Entroponics™ to bring the healing power of entropon suspension to the world.

MOST RECENT PUBLIC DEMONSTRATION
Friday, September 20, 2024
Holistic Quantum Activation Art Expo™
Vox Populi, 319 N 11th St, 3rd Floor, Philadelphia, PA

NEXT PUBLIC DEMONSTRATION
To be announced